clumsyoctopus: my ad for beauty products girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN...
Naughty Yorick: littlefroggies: Okay, dear anon,... →
littlefroggies: Okay, dear anon, I’m gonna preface with this: my foot steps aren’t exactly the best to follow in, you might wanna do your own thing with my experiences in mind. Basically, I started making my first attempt at a real comic when I was about 22, not because I had goals or…
When one of your friends says they're leaving...
whatshouldtheatrecallme: You want to be like Brannon, why do I feel like this is directed at me?
thebluthcompany: First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4! Oh my god.
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just...
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
I love fictional characters more than real people
unpublished-me: So this might as well just be my life…
So I find that the older I get, the easier it is to get me to cry. I’m a cryer. I can admit it. Anything can set me off; nice things, mean things, puppies playing with kittens, getting the last cookie in the cafeteria. Normally, I can contain it to a slight watering of the eyes and compose myself. You probably wouldn’t even notice. But it gets infinitely harder to control the...
Explosions Reported at Boston Marathon
itstactical: Our thoughts and prayers go out to those in Boston. Here are some resources we’ve gathered so far. Looking for a runner? Use this form. If you’re trying to call someone in Boston, phone lines are jammed. SMS, Twitter, and Facebook might work better. [Lifehacker] Live news updates on The Verge Reconnect with loved ones in Boston on Red Cross Safe and Well Donate blood at the...
As many of you know, I recently purchased an...
zohbugg: Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine. Such as making the bed: Making toast: Getting things off high shelves: Making coffee: Reaching the remote when it’s too far away: And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper: I don’t know how I survived life without it. Well, I’m sold.
OH HEY LOOK AT THAT WE HAVE ANOTHER RAPE CASE WITH...
stfuconservatives: antiale: ilikestatuses: HERE’S THE STORY! LET’S BLOW IT THE FUCK UP! WHAT THE HELL Two 18-year-old football players raped a 13-year-old girl, and the athletics director says they “aren’t that different from any other community.” Cruelly, painfully true. Trigger warning for the article - they quote a number of shitheads on Twitter blaming the victim. Tweet about this...
Giancarlo Volpe: "How a TV Show Episode Gets... →
rufftoon: potatofarmgirl: jeandrawsstuff: stirpicus: Hey everyone - So if you’re following me, you know that I’m not really a ‘fandom’ guy; more of a ‘casual viewer’, hence why I don’t post fandom-related things very often. However! I was having a conversation with Octoswan yesterday, who is an active member of the Tumblr-SPN… This. I got in a conversation recently about the Hollywood...